Halloween MadLibs, Day Two

Here's the results from day two - some good ones in here. The latest word list is posted on my Facebook wall. 

Enjoy! 

Day 2: Candy Cravings

I often think the best thing about Halloween, after the sexy cat parties of course, is the loads of happier highlighters that make their appearance that time of year. I'm not helping about just ordinary arses colored orange and periwinkle, but real Halloween treats like candy cups, tea balls, and others. My favorite is probably the saucy colored candy paper. However, whoever thought that a XXXL version of a candy bar could be called 'baguette  size' was obviously on something.

Hey - size isn't everything.


I often think the best thing about Halloween, after the sexy stitch counter parties of course, is the loads of paper mugs that make their appearance that time of year. I'm not impaling about just ordinary balls colored orange and PINK, but real Halloween treats like candy zippers, slipper balls, and others. My favorite is probably the cable colored candy old school photo albums. However, whoever thought that a X-L version of a candy bar could be called 'mirror size' was obviously on something.

Naughty, naughty stitch counters.

I often think the best thing about Halloween, after the sexy hairdresser parties of course, is the loads of skanky vans  that make their appearance that time of year. I'm not fleeing about just ordinary vitamins colored orange and blue, but real Halloween treats like candy couches, grill balls, and others. My favorite is probably the slippery colored candy bananas. However, whoever thought that a (size) 6 version of a candy bar could be called 'brush size' was obviously on something.

The van was white, and it went that way, officer.