Halloween MadLibs, Day One.

Every once in a while I run a game of MadLibs over on Facebook. Here are the results from day one of "Halloween Week".  This one is titled, "Costume Problems". My unnecessary comments in italics...

Squee! What a bind I'm in.  I had planned to go Knit-or-treating for Halloween this year as an Astronaut. When I tried on my bonsai tree though, I found that there was a rip in the coffee cup, the eraser was a little too crooked and the hedgehogs were a bit too tight. Maybe they wound in the wash? I thought of going out to Halloween Pumpkin Patch but their cauldrons are limited right now, and their stuff is so spiffy. I guess I'll have to drink as something else or just skip it this year. What a basket.

I think hedgehogs are cold / gentle cycle only.

Splendid! What a bind I'm in.  I had planned to go fly-or-treating for Halloween this year as a librarian. When I tried on my book though, I found that there was a rip in the pencil, the avocado was a little too crooked and the trees were a bit too tight. Maybe they swam in the wash? I thought of going out to Halloween Eiffel Tower, but their scarves are limited right now, and their stuff is so bright. I guess I'll have to read as something else or just skip it this year. What a hat.

Mmm... Halloween Librarian Costume... Wait - what were we doing?

Yahoo! What a bind I'm in.  I had planned to go paddle-or-treating for Halloween this year as a novelist. When I tried on my paper though, I found that there was a rip in the glass, the wire was a little too crooked and the potatoes were a bit too tight. Maybe they licked in the wash? I thought of going out to Halloween Bikini Atoll but their spittoons are limited right now, and their stuff is so fabulous. I guess I'll have to wave as something else or just skip it this year. What a present.

It's fabulous because it glows.

Bloody Hell! What a bind I'm in.  I had planned to go run-or-treating for Halloween this year as an actor. When I tried on my tower though, I found that there was a rip in the bridge, the sewer was a little too crooked and the dungeons were a bit too tight. Maybe they dreamed in the wash? I thought of going out to Halloween Pub but their eyes are limited right now, and their stuff is so crazy. I guess I'll have to jump as something else or just skip it this year. What a book.

I want to have a drink at the Halloween Pub...

Amen! What a bind I'm in.  I had planned to go eat-or-treating for Halloween this year as a Dealer. When I tried on my paycheck though, I found that there was a rip in the marker, the grape was a little too crooked and the Find-A-Words were a bit too tight. Maybe they nagged in the wash? I thought of going out to Halloween Airport but their spoons are limited right now, and their stuff is so artistic. I guess I'll have to grind as something else or just skip it this year. What an embosser.

My paycheck never fits, either. 

Whoa! What a bind I'm in.  I had planned to go creep-or-treating for Halloween this year as a professor. When I tried on my test tube though, I found that there was a rip in the cat, the pillow was a little too crooked and the pumpkins were a bit too tight. Maybe they bled in the wash? I thought of going out to Halloween Laboratory but their onions are limited right now, and their stuff is so chilly. I guess I'll have to sing as something else or just skip it this year. What a ticket.

I rarely wait for Halloween to go creep-or-treating.

So far, so awesome. :-)  Can't wait to see tomorrow's results.